From MaggieFic's Handy-Dandy Mary Sue Generator:

My Mary Sue Name: Angelique Foxworth
Eye colour: Gold-flecked Emerald
Hair colour: Sun-kissed Chestnut
Signature Scent: Antique Sandalwood
Paranormal Power: Time Travel
Specialised Skill: Master Diplomat
Distinguishing Mark: Navel Ring
Newly-Revealed Relationship to a Major Character: Cordelia Chase's Long-lost Twin

Which is all quite sensible in comparison to what you can get if you press the buttons often enough.

I've been reading The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth which I thought would be crap, but its actually very funny.

I had a really bizarre dream last night that was a cross between Buffy, Lord of the Rings and Star Trek. Giles had turned into Gandalf and was leading the SITs from danger. In a possibly unconnected incident the entire Voyager crew died on a planet they'd decided to settle on. It turned out there was a deadly disease on it (which was why it was abandoned) and they couldn't get off again. Then my rational mind intruded and pointed out that they'd been alive in later episodes. Luckily the dream switched back to the Buffy/LOTR bit before I could work that one out. There was definitely a point at which me and Dawn (how we got there I don't know) were pealing potatoes that when peeled looked suspiciously like mixed vegetables. There were lifts involved earlier on, which were a bit scary. Or possibly they were stairs. But I slept for 11 hours which is good given that I forgot to turn my alarm off and woke up at 10 to 8 on Saturday morning. It was very cold and I couldn't get back to sleep again afterwards.

I went to see Daredevil yesterday. It was quite funny seeing an trailer for it today as they were saying how it was the movie event of the year (they all are, mind you) and the cinema wasn't exactly packed. The other advert that makes me laugh at the moment is the Vodafone one with a load of boys playing with their mobiles. At the end it says "How are you" and I keep thinking it says "How old are you".

I've finished my little LOTR fic. At last. Haven't put it up anywhere readable though. Cleaned out my hard drive by putting all the crap on a CD. My virus checker has gone from taking 2 and a half hours to 1 and a quarter.

Just noticed I created a new mini-Balrog by accidentally missing the r off Haldir's name. Whoops!

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