Dear ZoneAlarm,

Why do you bother having updates if they work worse than the previous version? I didn't not plan to spend my Sunday night staying up late trying to fix you.

I want a refund,
PA

Dear computer,

What do you mean, can't detect AC adaptor? I can see it fine and you should be able to see it too, given that it's plugged in. Beeping loudly at me everytime I turn you on or restart you due to ZoneAlarm driving me mad is not helping.

Please sort yourself out,
PA

In sort: this weekend's been quite crap, really.

There's an island off the south west coast of Wales full of bunnies. There are other animals there: lots of birds and seals, and dolphins have been seen there. But naturally, this is my idea of paradise (for the bunnies obviously). Being not to far away, it's possible to go there for the day and only take a weekend to do it. So I did.

It's only a 15 minute boat trip there, so not enough to get ill. I walked round the island, it's not that big. I felt I should see some other animals. After I'd done that, I sat down (the ground was dry - it's an unusally dry place, for Wales) and waited for the bunnies to come out.

And come out they did, all brown with white tails. Since spring was late there was still some little ones, that were late babies. Not that bunnies know too much about spring, after all they are at it like, well, bunnies.

Luckily, I thought to bring some digestive biscuits with me, so while I ate my lunch among the flowers and bunnies, they nibbled on the biscuits. I really wanted to bring them home with me, of course, but I had to settle for stroking them a bit. They weren't scared of me at all.