Because everyone else is doing it and I've never had one (this is the point at which people say Banbury to me), even though the green is impossible to read on the red.
Angelic Paranoia - Happy Chanukah Says:
[...] I know there were 8 days for me to say that and I entirely missed them. But it didn’t really feel like Chanukah till Friday night when I was home, so we had candles, song and presents. I now have an Avengers calendar, some knickers, some bowls to make flapjacks in, kitchen scales, Hogfather poster, puzzle book, some oil to make the microwavable rabbit hot water bottle smell nice again. Thank you to everyone who put something in my Christmas stocking, they were all very cool things. [...]
