Alternative Christmas carol lyrics
Saturday 11th November 2017 4:00 pm
At choir this week we started doing some Christmas carols for our informal end of term concert. One of them is We Three Kings. I'm not sure if I ever knew what the real lyrics are, but I can remember the alternative lyrics from primary school:
We three kings of Orient are
One in taxi, one in a car
One on a scooter
Blowing his hooter
Smoking a big cigar.
Well, I say I remembered them, but in reality I couldn't remember the last line and it was doing my head in. The internet brought up loads of options, but this is the one I remember.
I do remember the alternative lyrics to Jingle Bells*:
Robin flew away
Uncle Billy lost his willy
On the motorway
(Hilarious when you're eleven)
Anyone else have any alternative lyrics for carols?
*I kept typing jungle bells, which would be a whole different song...
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