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I’ve Never Seen Star Wars – June
Monday 4th June 2018 9:11 pm

June is a busy month, so I'm going to listen to an album. Last year I chose the one that was top of the album chart. This year I considered the album that was top when I was born, but that would give away my date of birth. And I didn't much fancy it. But the current top of the album charts sounds interesting: it's The Greatest Showman soundtrack.

I've never heard of it, but I like songs from musicals. But I'd never thought of sitting down and listening to one, unless I knew the songs from it. So this will be different for me.


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I’ve Never Seen Star Wars May wrap-up
Saturday 2nd June 2018 5:34 pm

This month I was reading Jeeves and Wooster. My sister gave me Carry On, Jeeves. It turns out it's actually a short story collection, the first of which is when Jeeves first starts working for Wooster.

The trouble with it was that each story was very similar: One of Wooster's friend's has a problem, Wooster can't solve it, but Jeeves always can. It meant I could only really read a chapter at a time because otherwise it got quite samey.

The good thing about it was that I could just sit down and read a chapter and that was a whole story. Also, I enjoyed them. I liked all the slang that Wooster used (and Jeeves didn't). It gave a good sense of his character.

I am going to read more. My plan is to take one back and borrow another every time I visit my nephew. And also watch the series with Fry and Laurie because it's impossible to read without picturing them.

I'll give it 10/10.


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What I am reading Wednesday
Wednesday 30th May 2018 9:20 pm

What I Just Finished Reading
Attachments by Rainbow Rowell. It's about a bloke who spends his nights reading flagged emails at a company, and after reading two women's emails he falls in love with one of them. Which sounds iffy and the characters know it's iffy and it was better than I expected. But I struggled to distinguish the two women, since we only ever get to know them through their emails. And there was just something about the ending that I didn't like, but I can't put my finger on what.

What I'm Currently Reading
The Prodigal Tongue by Lynne Murphy. I'm only a couple of chapters in, but it's really interesting. It's about the differences between British and American English. But she talks about how complicated things are as there are regional differences and how words go across the Atlantic (and change). And how they've ended up different - not just words, but grammar and pronunciation and there the slang comes from.

Murder Most Unladylike by Robin Stevens. [info]aralias mentioned these books, I found the library had an ebook omnibus of the first three books. Handily I'm enjoying this so I can carry on and read the next two. It's about two girls at a boarding school in the 1930s who have a Detective Society and they're purposely emulating Holmes and Watson. In the first one their teacher is murdered and it's interesting to see how they go about finding the killer.

What I'm Reading Next
Arsenic for Tea by Robin Stevens, the next one in the series. Also three Chalet School books I got recently from GGBP and a few books I bought in Edinburgh (the money you spend on books doesn't count when you're on holiday).


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Long weekend
Monday 28th May 2018 8:33 pm

The weather forecast said it was going to be hot this weekend and I needed to clean the house, so I got most of the cleaning done in the week and just had a bit to finish off on Saturday morning. Which was good, but it's been chilly in the mornings and hot (if not as hot as forecast on Wednesday) in the afternoons and evenings (not to mention hayfevery).

With all that time I finished off my Fandom 5k fic. And then didn't quite know what to do with myself. I have started collecting possible Unconventional Courtship summaries for a few pairings. Although there are only so many Mills & Boon summaries I can read before I can't deal with all the clicheness any more. And why do so many of the 'Classic' ones involve Amish?

I did make a start on the mess of the spare room. I realised if I freecycled one pile, charitied another, and took a third to the tip that would be much of the stuff gone. And then I could put away the stuff I'm keeping but can't get to where it needs to live. And go through all the crap in the wardrobe because there's stuff in there I could also get rid of, if only I could get to it. Of course now I need to go to the charity shop and the tip. Since I didn't start this until Jo Konta's match was on the radio on Sunday it was after the charity shops were closed for the weekend and I'm not going to tip on a bank holiday weekend, it'll be too busy. And too hot to sit in a car in the sun, roasting.

Speaking of tennis, the French Open started yesterday. With a re-designed website where it's impossible to find the order of play. At least the BBC have it. They had Jo Konta's match on 5 Live Sports Extra, but then switched over to 5 Live. Except there was a gap where the news was. So I was listening on the BBC website, which had all the sound from the court, but no commentary. Which is fine on TV, but not as useful on radio. Unless you know who is serving, the scores during the games are particularly unhelpful. I know I could have watched it on ITV whatever number it's on, but it involves adverts, Jim Courier and a love of swirling around the crowd and zooming into the court. So I'll save that for the final because that's probably as much of all three of things I can take.


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Holiday
Monday 21st May 2018 11:42 am

I've just got back from my holiday to Edinburgh. Which I enjoyed. It's just a pity it's a long way away. It's a nice city, small enough to walk around, pretty and friendly people. And a castle. Most of my photos are either of the castle, views of the city from the castle or views of the castle.

Edinburgh Castle

Edinburgh Castle

While there I discovered Boots does gluten free sandwiches. Not meat free or milk free, but I am surprised it's taken this long, given that whole gluten free thing going on at the moment. Of course it's possible they've existed for a while but I've never looked - I haven't been able to eat pre-packaged sandwiches since I became lactose intolerant (which was before I became wheat intolerant) because they all have milk or lactose in them.

It was also nice to be away from anything that I have to (or feel that I have to) do. But now I'm back I have to go back to work, I have to finish off my Fandom 5k fic and I have to do something about the mess in my spare room so there's space to have people to stay in it. And so I can get to stuff in my spare room, now that I have the door open (in the winter I close the door and turn the heating off and pretend it's not there).


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I’ve Never Seen Star Wars – May
Monday 7th May 2018 3:16 pm

This month I'm going to read a Jeeves and Wooster book. I know my sister likes them and I've been book shopping with her before where she's tried to persuade me to try them. And I can't remember any more why I wasn't keen. I haven't seen the Fry & Laurie version, just clips, so I don't really know what to expect.

I have borrowed the first book, Carry On, Jeeves, from my sister. It's red, which I like. Although obviously the colour of the cover doesn't affect the contents.


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I’ve Never Seen Star Wars April wrap-up
Sunday 6th May 2018 2:11 pm

Last month I watched The Death of Stalin. I saw the trailer ages ago, liked it, then failed to see it at the cinema. Turns out that was ok because I didn't like it as much as I thought I would.

It wasn't laugh out loud funny, but it was silly. The biggest problem I had was that although they introduced everyone by slowing the action and putting up their names and positions, I immediately forgot their names. So when they were plotting against one of them I was confused about who they were plotting against. And I just found it a bit slow.

I'll give it 5/10.


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Ill (again)
Saturday 5th May 2018 11:36 am

I've been ill this week. But since I only felt terrible for one day, the rest of the time I was fine if I was lying down, I managed to work on my fandom 5k fic, albeit in small bits. I now have 5000 words and am more confident about getting it done. The reason I didn't blog before I was ill was because I was busy working on my fandom 5k fic.

Weekdays day time is quite good for old TV. Old TV is good because it doesn't move much. So I watched some Star Trek and The Bill (from 2000, so it moves, but not too much). And listened to podcasts, read some stuff that didn't require a brain and I can't even remember. And I've nearly caught up on Wil Wheaton's Tabletop, which I was very behind on.

Its made it hard to get excited about a three day weekend when I've already not done anything for a week and am not well enough to do too much yet.


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Fandom Questions Meme
Friday 20th April 2018 8:00 pm

All the writing questions. Read more...


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Fandom Questions Meme
Friday 13th April 2018 9:00 pm

I skipped some questions that are just not applicable. These are all apparently supposed to be about my current fandom, but since everything is current I just answered generally.

18. What ship have you written the most about?
Sarah/Harry, for which I have written 21 fics. Next highest is Ian/Barbara at 13. Nothing else gets into double figures. It doesn't surprise me, I wrote a lot of Sarah/Harry back in the day. There's a lot of unrequited shipping on Harry's side, but not so much on Sarah's side (in fact, I don't remember any). So that's still something I want to write.

19. Is there a ship which you wished you could get behind, but you just don’t feel them?
I'm not sure why this question says them - I'm sure it should be it. But regardless, I don't think there are any. There are ships that I hate that are big or hate the way they're written as fluffy when they should be complicated, but that includes ones I ship as well as ones I don't.

20. Any ships which you surprised yourself by liking?
Yes, a few. Missy/Master, because I never thought I'd like any pairings involving the Master. Thirteen/Missy because I don't ship the Doctor. Although I think it's because we haven't seen the Thirteenth Doctor yet. I suspect that once we do, I might go off it. Or not, who knows. Riker/Crusher, because I am very pro-Riker/Troi and I couldn't see it at all, until someone requested it in an exchange and their prompt convinced me.


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What I am reading Wednesday
Wednesday 11th April 2018 9:03 pm

What I Just Finished Reading
Oi Cat! by Kes Gray & Jim Field. It's my nephew's book, but I really liked the previous two books in the series, Oi Frog! and Oi Dog! so when I was at my sister's recently I read it. And this time my nephew didn't give me a funny look for reading his book. These books are all about what animals sit on based on rhyming (mules sit on stools, storks sit on forks, etc) with a funny twist at the end. Although I must be getting used to them by now because I saw the twist coming on the previous page. I just love all the silly things they come up with for animals to sit on, with accompanying pictures.

The strange thing is that I've just discovered it's available on Kindle. It's a children's book!

Superfluous Women by Carola Dunn. I liked it, but it was all about a small community who looked down on the 'superfluous women' who house shared and had jobs. Even though at the start of the series that's what Daisy and Lucy were doing and no one blinked an eye (except Daisy's mother, but that's a different problem). So it was a bit weird that this was suddenly a thing. And I was surprised to find Tring having retired - I didn't know he was that old. There was a point when it came up that one of the suspects lived in Hazlemere - I've been there! (this is becoming a theme in Daisy books...)

What I'm Currently Reading
Little Men which I had been reading at a chapter a night and then stopped. I am back to reading it before bed again.

Cold Welcome by Elizabeth Moon. It's a sequel to a book series I previously read, but don't really remember. It keeps referencing those events and some of it is coming back. But so far I am partway through chapter one and nothing has happened yet. Which is mostly why I'm not further through chapter one. I am assuming it will improve, it's just hard work getting there.

What I'm Reading Next
At this rate those two will take a while.


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Ikea and Hobbycraft
Sunday 8th April 2018 9:30 pm

I went to Ikea and Hobbycraft this weekend. I haven't been to Hobbycraft for years, which is just as well: it's a dangerous place. I spent more money than I did in Ikea and can not say I don't have enough card making stuff (it only just fits in the drawer). And I also now have plenty of Aida, as I am close to finishing my last cross stitch kit and then will do some from patterns using up the approx 70 million threads I have.

Ikea is lovely and empty at opening time on a Saturday. That's the only good thing I can say about it... I've never been on my own before had to be told by the cashier what to do with everything I had. I didn't bother with a trolley and although I happily carried a bag of cross stitches that needed framing, some frames, a lamp shade, a back door mat and a 10kg 100x50 cm table to the till, afterwards I couldn't work out how I'd done it. I had to go on a mission to find a trolley without dropping anything.

I managed to cut my thumb open in the middle of Ikea: I had a frame with broken glass courtesy of the window men. Since the glass was sitting in there and not moving I thought it would be fine to take it like that. I should have known that a) that's not a good idea and b) if I can break something/injure myself I will. Fortunately I had plasters with me, but I was miles from a toilet (probably).

And then there was the car park. I've only ever parked in one multi-storey car park before and that was in the evening when it was pretty empty. I'm not really fond of going up ramps in multi-storey car parks as a passenger and I think I've only done it once as a driver. This one required me to go up a spiral ramp. Theoretically it's fine once you have the wheel turned correctly because it's all the same. But I went up on level to a closed floor, decided I couldn't manage another level, got most of the way there and then hit the side. Going down was much better, although I was glad I was behind someone because you pretty much had to drive round the whole car park to get out and I'd have got lost. When I did get out I ended up in the wrong lane, as I assumed that on a roundabout with two exits the left lane would go left and the right lane would go right. Which it didn't. And I knew that from looking at Google Street View in advance, but was so freaked out from the whole experience I had forgotten.

If I ever decide I need anything from Ikea again I am only going if it's with someone else who is driving or I'll get it delivered. £7 seems like a small price to pay (and probably what it costs in petrol to get there anyway).


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Other things
Wednesday 4th April 2018 9:09 pm

Every time I think work's calmed down it calms right back up again. It is currently calm, and with choir having stopped for Easter I am enjoying having more free time and energy to enjoy it.

I signed up to Fandom 5k. My self-imposed deadline on my 25k fic was so that I could sign up. Given that I wrote a 5k fic for Yuletide and a 5.5k fic earlier this year because I was a bit sick of the endless long thing and wanted to write something short(!) I think I should be able to do it. So far there's one person I could write for, a few more days of sign ups and some other possibilities I might yet offer.

I finally managed to work through [info]b2mem at the weekend. Somehow it's become traditional that I don't have time to read any of it in March and then as soon as April hits I do it all in one go.

I am used to watching non-fictional things on TV or saving them up. So when I watched Episodes on Friday (series 5 finally on in this country) it felt strange that I'd have to wait a whole week to find out what happens next.

The Commonwealth Games starts tonight! On the other side of the world, again. I looked at the schedule, couldn't tape all of that, so I am hoping the BBC will make it easy to watch things later (especially the swimming). And then I'll catch up at weekends. Hopefully.


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I’ve Never Seen Star Wars – April
Tuesday 3rd April 2018 8:03 pm

After finding last month a bit busy trying to fit everything in, and the Commonwealth Games starting this week, I'm going for something that doesn't take too much time. I'm going to watch a film - specifically The Death of Stalin. It's an Armando Ianucci film that I wanted to see at the cinema, but I didn't realise was only going to be at my local cinema for one weekend. I thought of it every time I watched an episode of Discovery, because it's also got Jason Isaacs in it.


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I’ve Never Seen Star Wars March wrap-up
Sunday 1st April 2018 8:25 pm

This month I was learning AngularJS. Although it turns out to be more complicated than that. Version 1 is called Angular.JS, version 2 and above is called Angular. I googled to find a free course and ended up at codeschool. Mainly because they started by telling me what it's for. So I now know some Angular.JS and have established it's no use for work or me. It's okay, generally, but I'm not sure what all the excitement is about it.

Now I'm found an Angular course. Apparently it's quite different, but the basic principles are the same. And hoping at some point I'll discover what's so amazing about it.

In terms of learning it, it's so far not been massively different from any other programming language I've tried - I don't really learn it until I try programming in it. So I'll give it 6/10.


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Dear Fandom 5k Writer
Sunday 25th March 2018 3:14 pm

WARNING: at the bottom of this letter is THE LIBRARIANS SEASON 4 SPOILERS

Dear Fandom 5k Writer,

In this I have tried to give some ideas of what I like, but they are mainly the things that I've remembered I like. As long as it's not on my dislikes list, then I probably like it. I've given prompts and ideas in case you're the sort of person who finds them helpful. But feel free to disregard them if you want - as long as you write something that features the characters I've requested I'll be happy. I like all the other characters in the fandoms I've requested, so feel free to add in anyone else you want.

Likes
- Stories that feel like a piece of canon
- Stories that make me laugh
- Stories that make me cry
- Stories that give me warm, fuzzy feelings
- Banter
- Friendship
- Time travel/playing around with time
- For shippy things: feelings conveyed with just a few touches or meaningful glances

Dislikes/DNWs
- Non-canonical (permanent) character death
- Anything that requires an adult rating (aside from language, if it's appropriate to the canon)
- Bodily fluids described in detail
- Any relationships not explicitly stated at some point in canon
- AUs that change the setting
- For shippy things: power imbalance

Read more...


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Fandom Questions Meme
Saturday 24th March 2018 6:23 pm

Things are busy at the moment (in a good way, ie with things I want to do rather than with work), so have some more meme questions.

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Fandom Questions Meme
Wednesday 21st March 2018 8:04 pm

This seems like the sort of unimportant thing I feel like talking about today.

1. What was the first fandom you got involved in?
The Bill. When we first got the internet in 1996 I came across the official site and the forum. And then when they changed the forum design and decided I'd come back when they put it back to how it was... I forget when I did go back, but it was after I had a pseudonym to use on the internet. I only left when MikeB's site shut down (it had become the alternative forum when the official site got rid of its forum).

2. What is your latest fandom?
It's a toss-up between Carry On (Simon Snow) and Victoria (Drummond/Alfred). With the former I wrote a fic for Yuletide and I have been reading some fic. I keep meaning to read more but there never seems to be the time and I am really behind on B2MeM reading. With the latter I got into it late last year when I watched the second series of Victoria quickly before the Christmas special. I have written a couple of fics and started reading most of the fics on AO3, but they're pretty much all terrible (like missing capital letters, missing punctuation levels of terrible). Judging by the author's notes, I am not touching the fandom beyond that with a bargepole.

If I count things where I've read or written at one fic but nothing else, then I could also count Daisy Dalrymple, Taskmaster, Discovery and Belinda Blnked. I don't know what the bar is for saying you're in a fandom.

3. What is the best fandom you’ve ever been involved in?
I think it would be The Bill. I'm still friends with people I met in that fandom and they live on the other side of the world. It was when first used a chatroom (on the official site) - we used to have chats at 12pm on Sundays and after an hour the UK people would go to lunch and the Australians to bed.

And I enjoyed what we called London Trips. They started off as trips to the studio, to hang around outside and accost actors and crew, and then go to the pub. As time went on we spent less time outside the studio and more time in the pub.

4. Do you regret getting involved in any fandoms?
No. But they've either all been nice or I've just read some stuff occasionally and then that's not something you regret in quite the same way. They haven't all been great. I was in Stargate fandom when it was ridiculous and people literally couldn't understand how I could be friends with Jack/Daniel shippers when I was a Sam/Jack shipper (I later also became a Jack/Daniel shipper - I imagine shipping both would have blown their minds). The Bill fandom got a bit horrible during the soapy era (with accusations of homophobia and the coining of the word heterophobia). I ended up only going to the off topic side of the forum, but then it turned out that was the best part anyway. So I don't regret being involved in either of them.


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A week off with sport
Sunday 18th March 2018 6:24 pm

I took this week off from everything that wasn't work and sleep (ie the things I have to do) to watch the Winter Paralympics. Mostly wheelchair curling, because there are only so many times you can watch someone sky down a hill before it gets samey. Although, as with the Olympics, I preferred the snowboarding to skiing.

I don't know what I'm going to do with myself next week. Aside from catching up with everything...


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The monster is slain
Sunday 11th March 2018 5:19 pm

I have finally finished my long Last Leg fic. On the one hand, I've been living with it for about 8 months, so it's hard to leave it. On the other hand, I spent three hours (with breaks when my eyes started gazing over) reading through it this afternoon and I never want to read it again. I don't care any more if anyone reads it or it's any good, I just care that it's done.

Strictly Romance (25,277 words) by paranoidangel
Fandom: The Last Leg RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Jonnie Peacock/Josh Widdicombe
Characters: Josh Widdicombe, Jonnie Peacock, Alex Brooker, Adam Hills
Summary: A year after their holiday romance in Rio, and as Jonnie starts on Strictly Come Dancing, Josh and Jonnie have another go at a relationship.


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