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Lake District Diary

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I went to the Lake District in April 2006, kept a diary and took lots of photos. Here is my diary with a selection of photos - the page might take a while to load. Click on any of the photos for a bigger one.

All of my Lake District photos, including the ones here, can be found at flickr 

Tuesday 18th April

Gretna Green
Gretna Green
Robert Burns house
Robert Burns house

I seem to be spending my time going successively further north. First Windermere, then Carlisle, now Gretna Green. It's almost disappointing that Scotland looks exactly the same as England, only with more Scottish accents. It only took ten minutes on the train to get to as well.

Gretna Green basically has one tourist attraction - the Blacksmith's Cottage, where young couples used to elope and get married. There's all sorts of information in there about how this came aboout and accounts of some of the couples. People still get married there now - 27 a day! There are also los of original blacksmith anvils, most especially in the shop, unsurprisingly, which has more shortbread than I've seen in one place. Including some chocolate shortbread that almost only contained ingredients I can't eat.

I discovered, while in Gretna Green, Scotland's answer to Hay-on-Wye. According to the leaflet Dumfries station wasn't far away, although I wasn't entirely convinced. But I went there anyway. My suspicions were confirmed when I got there and found Dumfries was miles away. It was mid-afternoon by this point, so I thought I'd have a look at Dumfries.

It turned out to be the town where Robert Burns died, which I didn't know. Although in all fairness, I did't know much about him at all. So I went to see examples of typical 18th century rooms, which are in Dumfries' oldest house. It included an example of a dentists - and I think I'm scared of the dentist now! Then I went to see Burns' House and the Robert Burns centre. All of which were free, so that was good.

 

Wednesday 19th April

 

Today was a day spent mostly waiting for buses. I got an early train (by early I mean before I can use my railcard) to Oxenholme. Then waited an hour for a bus to Sedburgh (the Lake District's answer to Hay-on-Wye). I had an hour and a half to look round but I struggled to take half an hour. There are about four second hand bookshops there, all tiny and none with anything I wanted to buy.

It wasn't an entirely pointless trip, though, because I saw some wind turbines between Oxenholme and Sedburgh. They were really tall and grey and stuck out of the landscape like a sore thumb. I can see why people don't want big wind farms near them, making the landscape less pretty.

On the bus to Kendal I felt sick, so was glad when we got there. It's quite a big town as far as the shops are concerned. So I wandered around them and also went to the museum, which wasn't very exciting. So I waited half an hour for a train to Oxenholme (less of a wait than the bus) and then waited another half an hour for a train to Carlisle as it was running late.

By this time I was hungry, so went to an Italian restaurant recommended in Let's Go. It was expensive but I did have really nice chicken with sauce.

 

View from Kendal train station
View from Kendal train station

 

Thursday 20th April

Carlisle Cathedral
Carlisle Cathedral
Hadrian's Wall
Hadrian's Wall

A sheep and a lamb
A sheep and a lamb

Today was supposed to be quite a relaxing day, which was just as well considering it was chucking it down with rain when I left. I started off by going to look at Carlisle Cathedral. It's a pretty standard cathedral really, just like the others I've seen. Although less exciting than Salisbury Cathedral - Carlisle has a whole lot fewer names of people on the floor.

Then I caught a bus (well, technically two) to Housesteads, which has the remains of a Roman Fort and is in Northumberland. Once there you have to walk up a hill to get to the fort and Hadrian's Wall. There's a small museum there telling you about it, then the fort itself is on a steep hill.

Mostly it's low stone walls, although the latrine is obvious! The wall itself is quite wide and actually quite dry to sit on, considering it had only stopped raining a couple of hours previously. There were lots of stone things to climb on and walk along - it reminded me a bit of Corfe Castle.

The hill the fort is on is inhabited by sheep, each with a lamb or two. There was lots of noise from the sheep and lambs. The lambs were quite good at posing for photos then changing their minds at the last minute.

 

Friday 21st April

I wandered round Carlisle city centre a bit before catching a bus to Cockermouth. It was quite a log way away, so took an hour, but it was nice to see some scenery and go through various little villages. I wandered around Cockermouth a but before going to see Wordsworth's childhood house from the 1770s. It was quite weird because there were some rooms where you were allowed to touch and play with the stuff.

I totally want the job of one of the women that works there - today she was the maid of all work, so got to play about in the kitchen. Some days she's the nurse and gets to play with the toys.

I got to try writing with a quill. It's not too hard as long as you don't stop and don't squeeze too hard and watch out for loads to come out suddenly.

After that I had planned to go to the printing museum while waiting for the bus but I got distracted by the second hand bookshop.

It turned out to be a really nice sunny day, so once I got to Keswick I ate my lunch outside. Keswick is really pretty, with all the fells around it.

As the bus passed it on the way in I went to the Cumberland Pencil Museum (Cumbria used to be called Cumberland). It had a really interesting account of the origin of pencils and how they're made. Then I went to the Cars of the Stars Motor Museum. It was quite interesting to see cars I've heard of, although it was a bit too much to pay £4 for 15 minutes worth!

Afterwards I got distracted by another second hand bookshop but managed to find The Puzzling Place. It has some interesting optical illusions and holograms, all with explanations. They had a whole load of computers as well. They had a couple of mirrors arranged so you saw a reflection of a reflection. It was really weird to see yourself the wrong way round.

The strangest thing there was the anti-gravity room. The floor in there was sloped in such a way that it looked like gravity was going the wrong way. It made me feel slightly ill after a while.

They had a whole load of puzzles in the shop that I'm sure dad would have done really quickly but I just didn't have a clue, except for the Tower of Hanoi, which I know the secret of how to do anyway.

After that I wandered down to the lake (Derwent Water) and took a trip around it. I hurried back and made the bus back to Carlisle. On the way back I saw some more wind turbines - these were smaller and white and not quite so ugly. At various times today and yesterday I heard planes go over very fast. It was too cloudy to see anything yesterday but today I could see they must be RAF planes.

 

Worsworth's house
Wordsworth's house
Keswick - Derwent Water
Keswick - Derwent Water

 

Saturday 22nd April

Carlisle Castle
Carlisle Castle
The Citadel
The Citadel

In theory, my last day was supposed to be an easy day. I started off by going to Carlisle Castle, although got distracted by a big second-hand bookshop, although it was an expensive one. I thought the castle was a bit cheap when I paid but it turned out there wasn't a lot of it. There was also not a lot of signs - I think they were trying to get you to buy the guidebook instead.

There was an exhibit in there about Bonnie Prince Charlie, with a bit about Mary Queen of Scots and the civil war. I also had a wander round the military museum as it was free.

Afterwards I went across the road to Tullie House museum and art gallery. I skipped the boring art gallery stuff. The museum was interesting though, giving a history of Carlisle, bits of which I'd picked up from elsewhere.

Then I went to the Guildhall museum, where the Town's Guilds used to meet. And then wandered around some of the shops before I thought that my feet might really drop off

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